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  1. #1
    Aspirant a Centenar
    Fecha de ingreso
    07 sep, 06
    Ubicación
    Catarroja
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    unos chistes de catalanes

    Un catalán se encuentra con un amigo:
    - Pero tío, ¿dónde está tu anillo de matrimonio?
    - Es que esta semana lo lleva mi esposa.

    - ¿Sabéis por que un catalán nunca compra un frigorífico?
    - Porque no puede estar seguro de si la luz se apaga al cerrar la puerta.

    ¿Que hace un catalán si se encuentra una tirita?
    - Se hace un corte para aprovecharla.

    Un catalán hablando a su hijo:
    - Este reloj perteneció a mi tatarabuelo. De mi tatarabuelo pasó a mi bisabuelo, de mi bisabuelo a mi abuelo, de mi abuelo a mi padre, de mi padre a mí, y ahora quiero que pase a ti. Te lo vendo.

    Un catalán que esta arrancando el papel pintado de su casa es visitado por un amigo:
    - ¿Qué, redecorando la casa?
    - No. De mudanza.

    Dos catalanes van por la calle y viendo a una mujer uno le dice al otro:
    - Joder, a esa si que le echaba yo un polvo.
    - Pero que dices, ¡¡¡ es mi mujer !!!
    - Hombre, pagando, eh, pagando

    Un catalán y un valenciano charlando:
    - ¡De Valencia al cielo!
    - Hombre, ¿pasando por Barcelona, no?
    - Sí claro, en todos los viajes largos hay que hacer alguna parada para cagar.

    Va un verdulero catalán a una convención en Madrid y pregunta:
    - ¿A quant va la uva ?
    Y le responden:
    - ¡Balam bam bú!

    Está un catalán en su casa y le da un ataque cardíaco, lo montan en la camilla lo suben en la ambulancia y el médico le dice a su ayudante:
    - ¡¡Póngale la mascarilla!!
    Y el catalán:
    - ¡¡No por favor, pónganme la más baratilla!!

    Va un catalán por la calle y se encuentra a otro frotando una peseta con el pantalón:
    - ¿Qué haces Jordi?
    - Pues aquí gastando el dinero

  2. #2
    Aspirant a Centenar
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    naquera
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    265
    ajajajajaja el primero es muy bueno...
    NO TODO ESTÁ TOTALMENTE PERDIDO TU ORGULLO TU SANGRE TU HONOR Y TU NACIÓN
    -=[ 71 ]=-

  3. #3
    Centenar de la Ploma
    Fecha de ingreso
    11 oct, 06
    Ubicación
    Un lugar de la Corona de Aragón, es decir: ESPAÑA
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    612
    MUAHAHAHAHA
    Me gustaría haber nacido en Valencia para poder ser blaver !! Aragón y Valencia unidos contra el catalanismo neocolonialista!!!

  4. #4
    Centenar de la Ploma
    Fecha de ingreso
    11 oct, 06
    Ubicación
    Un lugar de la Corona de Aragón, es decir: ESPAÑA
    Mensajes
    612
    Quien siembra Carods recoge tempestades!!!
    PD: Carod e$tá$ traicionando a tu tierra, si, Aragón.

    Me gustaría haber nacido en Valencia para poder ser blaver !! Aragón y Valencia unidos contra el catalanismo neocolonialista!!!

  5. #5
    Comandant de lo Regne Avatar de Valencianot
    Fecha de ingreso
    25 ago, 06
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    Picassent
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    Aci un atre ho vaig a ficar en castellà:

    Esto es un catalán que todos los días decía:
    - Dios, que me toque la lotería por favor.
    - Dios, que me toque la lotería por favor.
    - Dios, que me toque la lotería por favor.
    - Dios, que me toque la lotería por favor.
    - Dios, que me toque la lotería por favor.

    Y otros tantos dias asi:
    - Dios, que me toque la lotería por favor.
    - Dios, que me toque la lotería por favor.
    - Dios, que me toque la lotería por favor.

    Asi todos los dias hasta que un día se le aparece Dios y le dice:
    - Hombre, por lo menos compra el boleto.
    Catarroja aigua roja i el moli sense forment i les chiques guapes en Alcasser i Picassent.

  6. #6
    Palleter de lo Regne Avatar de Rudyweiss
    Fecha de ingreso
    19 abr, 06
    Ubicación
    La Cabaña de Grizzly Adams (Aragón - Gondwana)
    Mensajes
    10,346
    Bueno: ahí va otro.

    Estan en la cabina de un tren de esos "borregueros" un catalán, una monja de clausura, una tía buena y un vecino mío de Kaskiburri La Mata, y, al cruzar un túnel, se siente un hostión que lo oyeron hasta en Pinseque. Al salir del mismo, y viéndose al catalán con una mano bien marcada en el rostro, cada cual pensaba:

    -MONJA: ¡Madre mía del amor hermoso! Con lo provocativa que va mi compañera, el de la barretina le ha debido intentar meter mano y le ha dado un tortazo.

    -TÍA BUENA: El polaco éste le ha debido intentar meter mano a la monja, y las hay que no se andan con bromas ...

    -CATALÁN: El maño que tengo al lado ha debido intentar meterle mano a alguna de las dos mujeres y la hostia me la he llevado yo por equivocación.

    -MAÑICO: (soplándose con disimulo el puño y con una sonrisita psicopática) ¡Cuán bienga un atro tónel, l'arreo t'o polaco iste una atra ostia á beyer si l'escornizo! ¡Ya te foterás, ya!(¡Cuando venga otro túnel, le atizo al catalán este otra hostia a ver si lo descalabro! ¡Ya te joderás, ya!)

  7. #7
    Palleter de lo Regne Avatar de Rudyweiss
    Fecha de ingreso
    19 abr, 06
    Ubicación
    La Cabaña de Grizzly Adams (Aragón - Gondwana)
    Mensajes
    10,346
    Todo aquel que sea valencianohablante sabrá que las alubias, en valenciano, se les dice "Fesols" ¿Verdad? Pues ahí va el chiste.

    Erase un agricultor de Kaskiburri de la Albufera (que cada cual llame a éste pueblo como quiera), que no habí*a salido en su vida del pueblo; pero, circunstáncias de la vida, un dí*a resulta que tení*a que ir a Barcelona a cobrar un heréncia; dicho y hecho, emprendió el camino a la Estación de R.E.N.F.E.y coge el tren, y llega a mediodí*a a la ciudad condal.

    Allí*, descubre que tiene hambre y lo primero que hace es buscar un restaurante y cuando lo encuentra, entra y se sienta en una mesa; enseguida llega el camarero, y el agricultor le pregunta por el menú del dí*a, y aquel le dice que de primer plato tení*a "Escudella", "Escalivada" y, como especialidad, "Mongetes amb botifarra": al oir el cliente ésto último que entendió como "Mongetes en botifarra", se quedó unos segundos mudo y con cara de terror le grita: ¡Bruto! ¡Canibal! ¡Antropófago! ¡Sacrílego! ...

    OTRO CHISTE:

    Va un mañico de Kaskiburri de Ebro a Barcelona, y al llegar al monumento a Colón, al ver el mar desde el puerto, se queda "hipnotizado" ante la gran cantidad de agua que tení*a ante él.
    Entonces llega un catalán y al ver que era maño le dice:
    -¿A que nunca habí*as visto tanta agua?
    El maño, ya salido de su asombro, se lo queda mirando y le dice sonriente:
    -Pues por supuesto que no ... ¡Como no tenemos tantos borricos que abrevar! ...

  8. #8
    Aspirant a Centenar
    Fecha de ingreso
    18 oct, 06
    Ubicación
    Valencia
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    172
    Cita Iniciado por rudyweiss
    Entonces llega un catalán y al ver que era maño le dice:
    -¿A que nunca habí*as visto tanta agua?
    A mí me dice eso un catalán y lo mismo se lleva un puñetazo.

  9. #9
    Palleter de lo Regne Avatar de Rudyweiss
    Fecha de ingreso
    19 abr, 06
    Ubicación
    La Cabaña de Grizzly Adams (Aragón - Gondwana)
    Mensajes
    10,346
    Oddie: es tan sólo un chiste; además en lo de los borricos, ya está la gracia .
    Además, las hostias ya se las llevó el polaco en el tren (si no has leído este chiste que está justo encima, échale un ojo).

  10. #10
    Cavaller Centenar
    Fecha de ingreso
    29 may, 06
    Ubicación
    Serrania del Turia
    Mensajes
    1,785
    jejeje, que bueno, yo tengo algunos por ahi, luego los vusco y los pongo!!!
    <a href=\'http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5952/dibujopp3.png\' target=_blank>VIXCA VALÉNCIA LLIURE!!!</a><img src=\'http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/5952/dibujopp3.png\'>

  11. #11
    Aspirant a Centenar
    Fecha de ingreso
    18 oct, 06
    Ubicación
    Valencia
    Mensajes
    172
    Cita Iniciado por rudyweiss
    Oddie: es tan sólo un chiste
    Ya hombre, ya, que no se corte el rollo

    Sabes lo que le dice un catalán a un gallego? Ni idea, no me sé el chiste

  12. #12
    Comandant de lo Regne Avatar de Valencianot
    Fecha de ingreso
    25 ago, 06
    Ubicación
    Picassent
    Mensajes
    7,387
    Un atre chiste:

    Esto es un catalán que se le muere la mujer y se va a un periódico a publicar la esquela.

    Una vez allí le dice al responsable de esquelas del periódico:

    - Buenas, quisiera hacer una esquela para mi mujer que ha fallecido.

    Total, que pone en la esquela:
    - "Rosa, tu marido no te olvida".

    Y le dice el del periódico:

    - Señor, puede poner tres palabras más por el mismo precio.

    Y al final pone:
    - "Rosa, tu marido no te olvida. Vendo Opel Corsa".
    Catarroja aigua roja i el moli sense forment i les chiques guapes en Alcasser i Picassent.

  13. #13
    Senyor de lo Regne Avatar de anticatalanista
    Fecha de ingreso
    07 oct, 06
    Ubicación
    Reino de Valencia
    Mensajes
    4,376
    muy buenos los chistes.
    El Reino de Valencia no habla \"dialecte barceloní\"

  14. #14
    Creuat de lo Regne
    Fecha de ingreso
    05 ago, 06
    Ubicación
    Valencia
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    2,156
    ¿Que hace un catalán cuando tiene frio?

    Se acerca a la estufa.

    ¿Y cuando tiene MUCHO, MUCHO FRIO?

    La enciende.
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  15. #15
    Creuat de lo Regne
    Fecha de ingreso
    05 ago, 06
    Ubicación
    Valencia
    Mensajes
    2,156
    Un madrileño en Barcelona entra en un bar y pide una caña en castellano.

    El camarero se la pone y le dice:
    *Són noranta-cinc cèntims

    El madrileño deja sobre la barra noventa céntimos y sigue tomándose la caña tranquilamente. A lo que el camarero le dice:
    *Escolti falten cinc cèntims

    Y el madrileño ni puto caso, como quien oye llover. A lo que el camarero ya rebotado le suelta:
    * Escolti que em deu cinc cèntims; no em faci muntar un nombre...
    M'està escoltant perfectament.

    Y el madrileño a lo suyo, tomándose la birrita, como si estuviese sólo
    en el local. Por fin el camarero, rojo de ira, y escupiendo las palabras dice:

    * Oiga desgraciado. Me está oyendo y entendiendo perfectamente,
    págueme los cinco céntimos que me debe.

    A lo que el madrileño sonriendo y echando mano al bolsillo para pagarle contesta:

    * Ya sabía yo cabrón que por cinco céntimos acababas hablando castellano....
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