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  1. #1
    Senescal de lo Regne Avatar de ratblau
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    04 feb, 07
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    Tu Hijo

    se que no deuria, pero no he pogut aguantar-me.
    Per cert, feliç dia de Sant Valenti a totes les parelletes.
    Als singles, a vore si s'espavilen

    Tu ijo

    Demà es Sant Valenti, i com no, es epoca de fer regalets a la parella, i de fer-li com no eixa tortà típica pel pas del temps del coret. Un coret que moltes voltes ne son dos, per a celebrar l'amor entre la parella. En fi, tot un gust i una tendrea per a recordar la dolçor de l'amor.
    Es una llatima, que molts pasticers mirant el negoci, i deixant de costat el sentit comu, rotulen estos corets de forma aliena i despersonalisadora. Yo entenc que ultimament, i sobre tot despres de la llet del divorç, moltes parelles han tingut la mala, o bona, pata de separar-se (allà cada u en lo que li toca), pero es que aixina i tot, no m'explique eixe rotul que he vist hui en el mostrador d'una centrica pasticeria del Cap i Casal. Es que per molt que li pegue la volta al meu cap, no acabe d'entendre quin significat te eixe rotul per a un pastis de Sant Valentí. I manco en un moment en que se recorden els bons i mals moments passats en la persona amada.

    Estava yo passejant pel cap i casal, quan he vist una pasticeria (no pose mon, per no fer publicitat), sorpres per l'olor, i per la calentoreta, per que no me negareu que no fa mal dia, he entrat en ella. Soles en l'olor haguera carregat mija pasticeria per a mi soles.
    Puix be, estava yo repassant el susus, i els pastisets de moniato quan una dona ha dit...

    * Posa'm un coret d'eixos que fica "TU HIJO", que com la tia ya no te marit, per lo manco que parega que s'enrecorden d'una els fills.

    La veritat, eixa tendror m'ha arribat a lo mes fondo. I es que quan una dona arribada eixa edat se troba tant a soles, encara que siga en pocs moments recupera eixa alegria que conegué fa no tants anys.
    Quina dona, pensi dins de mi. I quins collons te este forn, que fa corets tan originals, com se nota que volen vendre... De repent, una veu me va despertar d'eixos pensaments...

    * No tia, no es de TU HIJO, aixo es que han fet enguany els corets en valencià.

    Ya la tenim, damunt burlant-se de la pobra dona, aixo era ya el punt i final de l'absurditat

    Continua ...
    En temps d'engany Universal, dir la veritat es convertix en un acte Revolucionari.

    ALEDUA


  2. #2
    Tinent de lo Regne
    Fecha de ingreso
    31 jul, 08
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    4,590
    Genial ratblau, genial.

  3. #3
    Cavaller Centenar
    Fecha de ingreso
    06 feb, 07
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    1,754
    Jajajajaja m'ha encantat l'anecdota!!!

  4. #4
    Senyor de lo Regne Avatar de anticatalanista
    Fecha de ingreso
    07 oct, 06
    Ubicación
    Reino de Valencia
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    4,376
    Muy bueno ratblau y que gran verdad la de esa historia. Es la única manera que nos queda a los valencianos de corregir a los faltos de autoestima que se dejan caer en las redes del pancatalanismo.

    No hace mucho estabamos El Capo y yo en Decathlon y una chica que nos atendia empezo a decirnos lo de "Nosaltres", y barbaridades de ese tipo, y al final casi acabo pidiendonos perdon . Le dije que cuando hablaban sus abuelos, o sus padres, ¿cuantas veces les habia oido decir lo de nosaltres?...ella nos dijo que es como le habían enseñado en la escuela, y entonces le dijimos que Hitler tb enseño a las juventudes hitlerianas autenticas barbaridades, y no por eso sus discipulos debían de seguirlas ciegamente. Al final acabo diciendo lo de molt be, mosatros tenim ....

    Como dice la Biblia, al ciego hay que guiarle.
    El Reino de Valencia no habla \"dialecte barceloní\"

  5. #5
    Centenar de la Ploma Avatar de RINCONET
    Fecha de ingreso
    30 abr, 09
    Mensajes
    910
    a vore per que celebrem esta data, mosatros en ma casa celebren sant donis que es mes antic, manco comercial i per damunt de tot valencia, collonsssssssssss
    a fer la ma sancalentin......
    www.elrinconet.com.es

    La palabra 'Reino' estorba al proyecto 'pancatalanista' por la simple razón de que un 'Reino' no puede englobarse en un principado. Un 'país', en cambio, sí puede 'añadirse' a un mapa de 'paísos'
    (pilar urbano)

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