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    Paranoia catalanista - Josue Ferrer

    En els ultims temps mos hem anat acostumant cada volta més a contemplar cóm el nacionalisme expansioniste catala confon els seus deliris més esperpentics en la realitat. Lo gros no és ya que, a falta d’historia, se la inventen. El problema és que arriba un moment en que es creuen les seues propies mentires, un moment en que els imperialistes catalans són incapaços de distinguir fantasia de realitat, en una paranoia que voreja l’esquizofrenia i digna d’una tesis doctoral de psiquiatria. Els pancatalanistes estan inundant de mentires els llibres de text, les aules i les ments dels nostres fills i és la nostra obligacio denunciar-ho o de lo contrari, les generacions futures heretaran una historia manipulada que diu Catalunya és el melic de l’Univers i que tot lo valios i precios que hi ha en el planeta Terra és catala.

    Estem acostumats ya a la seua predica esoterica dels països catalans. L’aragones, el valencià, el balear i l’algueres són nomes dialectes del catala. El Sigle d’Or de la Llengua Valenciana fon per ad ells un sigle d’or catala. En l’excusa d’una suposta unitat de les llengües arramblen en tot, inclus en allo que no té res a vore en l’idioma. Aixina, la Llonja de Valencia és gotic catala, la paella gastronomia catalana, les Falles una festa catalana, el Mallorca un club de futbol dels països catalans i Joaquim Sorolla el gran pintor de la catalanitat. De moment encara no s’han atrevit a dir Pilota Catalana al nostre deport més autocton pero dona-li temps als nostres amics del bunquer barretina i voras com te diuen que en la prehistoria els diplodocus pegaven chillits en catala i els pterodactils ballaven la sardana.

    Hi ha una autentica febra en considerar catalans a tots aquells personages ilustres de l’humanitat. Em recorda molt a la paranoia dels nazis, que asseguraven que tots els genis de l’humanitat eren de raça aria perque era impossible que una raça inferior poguera crear una cultura esplendorosa. Pero quan els mencionaves que hi havia gent brillant en totes les races del món (com ara Buda o Confuci) en seguida ho justificaven trobant un besyayo ari. Sempre hi havia un besyayo ari. Els nazis arribaren a enviar expedicions cientifiques al Tibet per a provar que els alemans eren descendents d’una raça de semideus que habità en l’Atlantida i que en acabant d’afonar-se el seu païs els supervivents es refugiaren en l’Himalaya. Ahir tots els genis tenien un besyayo ari. Hui tots els genis tenen un besyayo catala.

    Per aci baix, en la Colonia Autonoma Valenciana, ya estem acostumats a que mos diguen que Ausias March i Ramon Llull eren escritors catalans. O que el Regne d’Arago era la Confederacio Catalano-Aragonesa, o inclus el Regne de Catalunya, segons les versions, que en esta vida hi ha gent en molt d’atreviment. Pero la cosa no acaba ahi. Fa poc hem vist com l’Institut Nova Historia (INH) parlava de “familia real catalana” -per a referir-se als reis d’Arago, Mallorca i Valencia- o “imperi catala” per a parlar del Regne d’Arago i la seua expansio per la Mediterrania o inclus de “descobriment catala d’America” en clara alusio a la fita de Cristofol Colon, que en realitat es deya “Cristofol Colom” i, cóm no, era catala. Realment fa honors al seu nom l’Institut Nova Historia… ¡Recollons! ¡I tan nova!

    Aixina és que per al director del INH, el pseudohistoriador Jordi Bilbeny, America fon “un descobriment catala”. Miraculos. Sobretot perque en aquella epoca encara no existia Catalunya sino un grapat heterogeneu i disgregat de comtats que poc tenien a vore uns en atres. ¿Pero i qué? Si per als franquistes “Espanya és eterna” i “existia ya en l’epoca dels romans” ¿qué importa que Catalunya siga tambe una realitat més alla del temps i de l’espai? Bilbeny assegura que la bandera d’Estats Units està inspirada en la de Catalunya, que l’escritor Miguel de Cervantes era catala, es deya Miquel Servent i va escriure el Quixot en catala i que Lleonart da Vinci era catala i va pintar La Mona Lisa inspirant-se en la moreneta. Un dia d’estos mos diu que Barack Obama és de Salou.

    Pero ¿per qué detindre’s ahi, senyor Bilbeny? ¿I si Magallanes no fora Magallanes? ¿I si Magallanes fora Marga Llanés? Un dels millors navegants de l’historia sería dona, i ademes catalana. ¿I si Alberto Herreros fora Albert Ferrer? El maxim anotador de l’historia de la ACB sería un catala, pero encara quedaria per resoldre el misteri insondable de per qué jugà en Estudiantes i Real Madrit en lloc de fer-ho en el Barça. Puge l’aposta: ¿I si Michael Jordan fora Miquel Jordà? ¡No em direu que no té cara de ser del Baix Ampurda! ¿I si George Washington fora Jordi Guasch i Ton? La primera potencia del món hauria segut fundada per un catala i per tant igual dona dir-li Estats Units d’America que Estats Units de Catalunya. De Salses a Guardamar i d’Alaska a Maho.

    FONT: Som nº 256. Giner de 2013.

    Paranoia catalanista. « Josué Ferrer.
    Rudyweiss, adlerta, Buitre y 4 más Les gusta esto.

    S'activa la maquinaria belica del Regne en la protocolaria colocacio de la Real Senyera en les Torres de Serrans; accio que significava la declaracio de guerra "a sanc i foc"

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    Aspirant a Centenar Avatar de Unvalencia
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    Genial l'articul de Josué. Aixó sí, de llegir la porquería que mos embutixen els carronyers insaciables del norest gracies al seu poder económic (subvencionat per els espanyols) el seu domini de les institucions educatives (es fonamental per a ells) y els mijos de comunicació, que s'encarreguen d'expandir la gran mentira al resto del món, m'agarrren ganes de
    adlerta Le gusta esto.

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    Molt bo l`articul; domes li ha faltat dir que el primer home que va chafar la lluna (Neil Armstrong) era catala y realment li deyen Nelo Armacampanes.
    caminant Le gusta esto.
    Qui No Vullga Pols .......Que No Vaja a l'Era

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    Molt bo, ya va corrent pel facebook. Enhorabona a Josué.

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    Fayostros ... creo que eras tú quien tenías una imagen por ahí de la portada de una revista panca en la que se llenaban la boca afirmando que Hitler era de no sé qué pueblo de Gerona ...

    (aunque parezca disparatada la idea, no me coge de sorpresa, sabiendo lo nazis que son los catalanistas ...).
    (¡¡¡CLINC!!! ¡¡¡CLINC!!! ¡¡¡CLINC!!!) ¡¡¡WARROSSSSS ... VAMOS A JUGAAAAAAR!!!





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    El cataluñizador
    de Cataluñozilandia
    nos quiere cataluñozilandinizar

    El cataluñozilandinizador
    que nos descataluñozilandilice
    buen descataluñozilandinizador será.

    Si els catalans es poden inventar les seues parides..... ¿Perqué no puc dir yo esta?

    Tambe podrien dir que son els inventors de la chufa, quan la unica chufa que poden haver-ne conegut es la chufa anglesa, que es la que portaven els pagesos penjant entre els dos engonals.

    Ara be, ¡pobrets!, si pogueren atribuir-se no mes allò que fora veritat... ¿De qué podrien fer-ho?
    adlerta y a ariant Les gusta esto

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    Aspirant a Centenar Avatar de Pepico_RV
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    molt bon articule de tantes parades juntes d'esta historia inventada.... a este ritme diran que l' Atlántidas era en realitat la gran catalunya i que son ells els descendents del continent perdut
    som valencians

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    Molt bon articul Josue
    ¡GERMANS DE BREGA!

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    RESISTENCIA VALENCIANA

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    Fayostros ... creo que eras tú quien tenías una imagen por ahí de la portada de una revista panca en la que se llenaban la boca afirmando que Hitler era de no sé qué pueblo de Gerona ...

    (aunque parezca disparatada la idea, no me coge de sorpresa, sabiendo lo nazis que son los catalanistas ...).


    Al final he sido yo mismo quien encontró la imagen para colgarla (por un momento, creí que no la había guardado ... algún día me dejaré la cabeza en el congelador ...).
    adlerta, aguila_roja y a Pepico_RV Les gusta esto.
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    Rudy, a mi em passa lo mateix, crec que guardem tanta informacio que quan vas a buscar alguna cosa no la trobes.

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    Muy fino el trabajo... . En realidad la portada era así :
    Ja,ja,ja , reconozco que hasta que no he visto lo de su "nom real" me lo he creído . Muy bueno .
    Lobivalentian y a aguila_roja Les gusta esto
    -- Todo pueblo tiene derecho a venerar a sus bufones --
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    Muy fino el trabajo... . En realidad la portada era así :
    Ja,ja,ja , reconozco que hasta que no he visto lo de su "nom real" me lo he creído . Muy bueno .
    Bienvenido, holapollet
    "Solo hay dos cosas infinitas: el universo, y la estupidez humana. Y de la primera no estoy tan seguro". Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

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