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  1. #1
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    Al llibre oficial fallero..., en molt de carinyo.

    A la merda m'enviaren
    i a la merda me'n aní;
    anava molt preocupat
    pegant-li voltes al cap
    ¿que collons parlaran allí?

    La resposta de mon dubte
    no se va fer d'esperar;
    sentia dir “bona tarda”
    en conte de bona vesprà,
    i en conte de “per favor”
    amollaven un “sis plau”

    Una parla molt estranya
    pareguda al valencià.
    Semblava com si lladraren,
    com si estigueren bramant.
    M'aplegava a les orelles
    igual que una escopetà.

    -Per favor, digam voste
    pa que me puga enterar,
    en este lloc tan pudent...
    a on acabe d'aplegar,
    ¿com parlen tan malament
    el idioma valencià?

    De seguida ixqué un warrufo
    que la qüestió m'aclarà:
    Parlem un podrit dialecte
    derivat del occità
    infame, nefast i infecte
    que alguns diuen, català.

    Del mestre pompeufabrí
    es la llengua d'este imperi
    parida i cagada, en misteri,
    d'un químic que en sons deliris
    la vullgué “normalitzar”

    Una llengua milenària
    que se va inventar ahir
    i que volem implantar-la
    en una part d'Aragó,
    en el “país valencià”
    i en el regne mallorquí.

    ¡Moltes gràcies!, li vaig dir.
    Ara me quadra per fi
    que “aquest” imperi merdós
    mentirós i malandrí
    presumixca de parlar
    i d'haver-ne fabri-cat
    el puto barceloní.

    A la primera ocasió
    (que vaig tindre de deu mil)
    m'espolsí les espardenyes
    del fem que les atufava
    i de la merda torní.

    I colorín colorat
    esta història s'acabat.
    I tant paraules com rima
    i la mala llet que porten
    de la merda “catalina”
    son un “ripio” de cuidat.

    D'un buitre que no arriba
    perque no dona pa tant,
    ni a ser un senyor buitre,
    ni tan sols un bon buitre,
    ni el terror de la carronya
    ni.... “buitre leonat.”

    Pero tinc l'honor de ser
    a banda de ser del GAV
    un buitre radical....
    lleal, entre els mes lleals.
    Un pardal en molt d'orgull
    ¡¡ Un buitre valencià!!

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    El Buitre en la seua rima
    un Lleo mos s'ha tornat,
    mossegant en la paraula
    y arrancantlos hasta el cap
    als pobrets dels catalinos
    que no saben ni parlar.
    adlerta y a La Tola Les gusta esto

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    Buitre, ¡una preciositat!

    Si tinguera temps (que estic fatal) penjare algo aci.
    Espere que no se'n vaja el fil, pel contrari el tornare a traure.

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    Cita Iniciado por Buitre Ver mensaje
    M'aplegava a les orelles igual que una escopetà.
    Jaja, buenísimo!!

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    Yo sense carinyo (ho sent)



    LA FESTA FALLERA

    “EL MON FALLER
    NO SAP QUE FER”


    Tenia que aplegar
    mes pronte o mes tart
    i ya ha aplegat
    de manera molt vulgar.
    Els estrangers estan dins,
    disfrutant com a bochins
    al vore que al mon faller
    la bicicleta li poden fer.

    Les falleres majors
    ya no tindran sonets,
    puix les autoritats
    actuen com a ninots.
    Ells, grans senyors
    fent valdre la vara,
    com la de les “majorets”
    ara la tira ara l'agarra.

    La pilota esta en teula fallera,
    Rita ya no es la cuinera
    Fuset s'ha posat a cuinar
    ell no sap ni condimentar.
    Pero el pillastre es faener,
    li diuen que te que fer,
    acabar en lo valencià
    a lo sa i a lo pla.

    Del mon faller no espere res
    nomes volen que dines,
    lo que els estrangers si que saben
    es fer la ma als demes.
    ¡Ai mare! Que sabuts son
    quinze i quinze trenta
    me porte tres
    ¿o era... qui no caga rebenta?

    Vos partixca un mal raig
    als que toqueu a ma terra,
    puix ixca el sol o no ixca
    ¡la falla es plantarà!
    Assentats en nostra terra
    tots els anys per maig,
    a on se li diu a la Verge ¡vixca!
    ¡el valencià es parlarà!


    (Ara s'ha desobert
    que ho tenen mes que vert)


    Escrit en Llengua Valenciana.
    Última edición por plaerdemavida04; 03/12/2015 a las 17:41
    adlerta, Buitre, caminant y 1 más Les gusta esto.

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    Plaerdemavida ha donat
    molt clara la seua opinio,
    la rabosa està en la cuina
    y els fallers en el salo.

    Lo que porten dins del plat
    ya no es llengua valenciana,
    el seu gust es asqueros,
    es "bossada" catalana.

    Uns han dit que aixo no mengen,
    que podrit està el dinar,
    pero uns atres per dines
    en "forqueta" el menjaran.
    adlerta, caminant y a La Tola Les gusta esto.

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    Sargent Centenar Avatar de Buitre
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    Ma Valéncia está ocupà
    per un grapat d'invasors
    que pa tallar el pastiç
    estan sembrant les llabors
    de trencar lo nostre Regne
    a través de “Cumprumís”.

    No vullc caure en el insult,
    ni cagarme en ningú d'ells,
    pero em falta la paciència
    per mostrar l'indiferència
    ad estos cornuts vedells.

    Teniu pasta de traïdors
    feu aulor a malaït
    transmitiu tanta pudor
    que mos ix en la suor
    aromes rebordonits.

    Aplegareu de rebot
    com els mafiosos mes fins
    i com la serp verinosa
    mosegareu en fam grossa
    al mes tranquil dels vehíns.

    No canteu encà victoria
    okupes de Cumprumís
    que seguix rodant la nòria
    i a la fi de nostra història
    no tallareu lo pastiç.

    Per aixó tenim lo GAV,
    va nàixer per a tal fí,
    pa procurar que'ls okupes
    avorrits com fillsdeputes
    se'n vagen ponte d'ací.

    Ho havem dit de mil maneres,
    ara, vos ho dic en vers
    i si conegueu vostre pare,
    o al que's gitá en vostra mare,
    segur que me compendreu.

    No mos toqueu les castanyes
    que encà que tenim paciència
    mos aplegarà, mes be pronte,
    un arrebat de decencia.
    I vos pregarem, per favor
    que se'n aneu d'emergència
    a pendre pel cul ben llunt
    ¡¡ Fora del Regne de Valéncia !!
    adlerta y a La Tola Les gusta esto

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    Buitre me tens preocupa ¿que te passa?¿que has menjat?¿que has begut?¿que has fumat?
    Disme-ho per privat que de segur pa sopar en menjare un plat.

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    Mucho arte, y es que el valenciano es una lengua que permite todo tipo de florituras, ya lo avisó Miguel de Cervantes: "la lengua valenciana con quien solo la portuguesa puede competir en ser dulce y agradable".
    plaerdemavida04 Le gusta esto.

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    jajjaja germans ¡qué bons!
    ¡GERMANS DE BREGA!

    FRONT A L'IMPERIALISME CATALÁ

    JOVENS LLIURES VALENCIANS

    RESISTENCIA VALENCIANA

    UNIXTE A MOSATROS

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    Adlerta, ¿encara no has fet la rima?
    tu que sempre estas alerta
    y en les coses que tu penges
    mos deixes en la boca auberta
    defenent al valencià dels atacs de gent roina.
    La Tola Le gusta esto.

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    Daijon, posali gana,
    que aguardem la teu rima,
    y mira de ferla hui
    y no deixarla pa "mañana".
    La Tola Le gusta esto.

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    Que ni fu, ni fa, Fuset.
    El teu nom me sona a pet.
    Gassos toxics catalans
    d'un censor intolerant.

    De segur que fas parella
    en la merda d'Estellés,
    qui merda y pixums festeja,
    ves a oferirli els teus pets.
    La Tola Le gusta esto.

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    ¡Jajajajajajajajaja! ¡¡ Quina maravilla de fil !! ¡¡ Sou uns artistes !! ¡¡ Ole y ole !!
    plaerdemavida04 Le gusta esto.

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    ¡Jajajajajajajajaja! ¡¡ Quina maravilla de fil !! ¡¡ Sou uns artistes !! ¡¡ Ole y ole !!
    Artistes heu son els atres,
    aixo no es ninguna trola,
    yo nomes junte paraules
    y saludec a La Tola... ¡ Que te hu passes en grandola..!

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