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  1. #1
    Aspirant a Centenar
    Fecha de ingreso
    18 nov, 06
    Ubicación
    So Réyne de Mallorca
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    El Libro Sagrado de los Catalanistas

    Bueno, esta histria empieza a´si:

    Me inflitre en un grupo catalanista (secta) y a los 2 meses entre al "cuarto secreto de la secta catalanista" y vi un libro...
    Ahora es cuando preguntais...De que era ese libro!!?? Bueno vale dejadme contarlo tranquilo, bueno,si,deacuerdo, lo coji y ponía..."El llibre sagrat dels catalanistes"...Editorial Nazisme...Autor...Desconegut! Entonces abri la primera pagina...(banda sonora)TACHAN TACHAN....Era una especie de biblia y que ponía...se acerca algien!!...coji 1 pagina del libro a voleo y m la guarde al bolsillo...sali corrieniendo y eso k m dice un catalaista...Eisss tiu on vas pa amb tumaquet que pareixes un llampec...Yo dije, res vinc de pasetjar...au idó adeu!Adeu noi Visca la terra!Visca la terra!Llege a mi casa, me sente y la hoja que coji era los 10 mandamientos de un buen catalufo...lei y decia...

    1-No parlaras castella (llengua extranjera).
    2-Tindras que vestir igual que tots els catalanistes (palestina,samarretes catalanistes,pantalons romputs,rastes etc..).
    3-Honraras al ERC i a la CIU com ells an fet amb tu.
    4-Siras del barça.
    5-Tindras que ser antifeixista(Yo me rei pork dice k es imposible ser un antitumismo...)
    6-Tindras que elegir una dakestes ideologies fanatiques:a)Comunisme,b)Socialisme,c)Anarquisme,d )Les 3 a la vegada.
    7-Vacilaras als policies perk lis contis als teus amics k tobligen a parlar català.
    8-Te registraras a totes les webs catalansites i tambe a no catalanistes per sebre lo que fan els blavers i gonelles.
    9-Tindras almenys una estelada a ca teva.
    10-Escoltaras solament rock català.

    Guarde la hoja y me fije en que todos son iguales...a proxima vez que entre en la secta esa, cojere otra oja y os contare xD

    Au idó!



    (Para los ilusos, esta historieta es inventada,pero aced k no pork es al realidad)
    “Es mallorquins xerran una llengo, qu’ ês tan antiga còm s’inglês y mês pura
    qu’es català o es provensal, es séus parens de més apròp”
    Es Baléà,es Valencià y s\'Aragonês ên p\'erill...Lluítâ!
    VISCA SO RÉYNE DE MALLORCA!!

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    Mensaje borrado
    Última edición por Cmeri; 24/06/2012 a las 23:32

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    Jajajajajajajaja... I ells que diuen?:
    "En nom dal Carod, dal fill da Maragall, i da l'estelada independentista... PPCC!"



    xDDD M'imagine a un panca dient aixo cada nit antes de anarse a dormir xDDD
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    jajajajajajaj sisisi to pots imaginar xD...emb sa estelada de fons
    “Es mallorquins xerran una llengo, qu’ ês tan antiga còm s’inglês y mês pura
    qu’es català o es provensal, es séus parens de més apròp”
    Es Baléà,es Valencià y s\'Aragonês ên p\'erill...Lluítâ!
    VISCA SO RÉYNE DE MALLORCA!!

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    gonelles?

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    los que defienden la cultura y la lengua de baleares.

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    pos t'ho jure pel carot i per les aspardenyes de l'orenger, que ERC es quede sense representació i que en Catalunya es parle Valencià, que no il mentig.
    En temps d'engany Universal, dir la veritat es convertix en un acte Revolucionari.

    ALEDUA


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    "te lel chure pelaesnupa", transcripción fonética de "te lo juro por Snoopy" real (me acabo de acordar al leer el tuyo).
    Por favor, quién oyó lo de la plastilina?

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    Jajajajajajajaja... I ells que diuen?:
    "En nom dal Carod, dal fill da Maragall, i da l'estelada independentista... PPCC!"



    xDDD M'imagine a un panca dient aixo cada nit antes de anarse a dormir xDDD
    jajajajajajajaja ho he llegit ans d'anar a sopar i encara estic riguent-me imaginant-me als panques fent això... jajajaja

    Molt bo i l'història també
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    Por favor, quién oyó lo de la plastilina?
    Qué plastilina?? la de com ho dien els catalans??
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    Si, eso de "masa deformabla", no lo encuentro. Era tuyo?

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    Gonelles es so mateix k blaver pero a ses illes baléàs...
    “Es mallorquins xerran una llengo, qu’ ês tan antiga còm s’inglês y mês pura
    qu’es català o es provensal, es séus parens de més apròp”
    Es Baléà,es Valencià y s\'Aragonês ên p\'erill...Lluítâ!
    VISCA SO RÉYNE DE MALLORCA!!

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    Gonelles es so mateix k blaver pero a ses illes baléàs...
    “Es mallorquins xerran una llengo, qu’ ês tan antiga còm s’inglês y mês pura
    qu’es català o es provensal, es séus parens de més apròp”
    Es Baléà,es Valencià y s\'Aragonês ên p\'erill...Lluítâ!
    VISCA SO RÉYNE DE MALLORCA!!

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    Cita Iniciado por naviolant
    Si, eso de "masa deformabla", no lo encuentro. Era tuyo?
    Si, lo dijo un hombre de mi pueblo (que es catalan) al no salirle lo de plastilina. Era "pastata dafurmabla" jajajaja

    Mira que era facil lo atre i va i solta això
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